Lesley Center

Well, we solved one mystery anyway.  We figured out what was really going on while Lesley Toussaint was in Haiti.  We thought she was working with BTGM (Back to God Ministries Intl) developing a program here, but we stumbled upon the truth this week.  Everywhere we went we saw Lesly Centres.  Apparently when MDK (Ministry for Christian Development) was building the Ministry Centre our mild mannered Lesley became insistent that it should be named after a North America woman, namely her.  “It should be called the Lesley Centre” she was heard to say over and over again.  Well, the leadership did not see it that way so Lesley went back to her finance background and hatched a plan.  Not only would there be one Lesly Centre, there would be one on every street.  She joined the Loto craze in Haiti.  She tried to hide what she was doing by dropping one e from Lesley to form Lesly, but our super sleuthing skills saw her handprints all over this and uncovered the plan…funding her retirement on the backs of poor Haitian gamblers.

 

The team.